TRAUMA!!! Tragedy at the hands of ineffective pop-up blockers
Thanks to the k-man for the make-over. Yips, the blogging bug has bitten and you're now reading the re-launched, funked-up version of the ChroniclesOfBlaaaaahnia.
Well now...look what popped onto my screen, the complete epitome of self-absorbtion and stupidity combined. However, I'm most pleased to announce that there is some hope for the human species since I also discovered that there is mirth to be had at the expense of some people's lives .
I find this most traumatic,really. That people can be famous for being airheads.For slutting around and being a digital-format porn-skank, suing your executive producer from a sense of supposed outrage and skandaaaaaaaal and then still taking a cut of the profits. For being totally spineless and soulless.And just downright Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah <---yes, that much emphasis is required. I bet David Icke's trying to figure out her lizard ancestory right as we speak.
It is with disgust,dismay and a general sense of the total loss of self worth that I have discovered that Miss Paree has written a book (albeit about total fluff and apparently it was ghostwritten) and I have yet to pen my first chapters. The fact remains that PARIS "teh_doos" HILTON has her name on that last bastion of the old world...a published book.Pages between covers.
This means WAR!!!How dare she and her marketing team infringe on my territory?How dare they deem her and her dimness worthy of being printed?Where's the publisher's sense of ethics? Do they not realise that giving her and her posse of fluff-balls entry into the domain of readers might just spawn an entire new generation of the scourge of Blaaaaahnia? As if we don't suffer enough already....
Once upon a time there was a battle against Evil and the Dark forces. It is noted in literary history as the Last Allegiance of Men and Elves. As a Vampyric-Elf I ask you all, let us hope that the plague ends with her.
Séjour Fort
rah*
PS k-man's wrath and logic spreads further than mine
Well now...look what popped onto my screen, the complete epitome of self-absorbtion and stupidity combined. However, I'm most pleased to announce that there is some hope for the human species since I also discovered that there is mirth to be had at the expense of some people's lives .
I find this most traumatic,really. That people can be famous for being airheads.For slutting around and being a digital-format porn-skank, suing your executive producer from a sense of supposed outrage and skandaaaaaaaal and then still taking a cut of the profits. For being totally spineless and soulless.And just downright Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah <---yes, that much emphasis is required. I bet David Icke's trying to figure out her lizard ancestory right as we speak.
It is with disgust,dismay and a general sense of the total loss of self worth that I have discovered that Miss Paree has written a book (albeit about total fluff and apparently it was ghostwritten) and I have yet to pen my first chapters. The fact remains that PARIS "teh_doos" HILTON has her name on that last bastion of the old world...a published book.Pages between covers.
This means WAR!!!How dare she and her marketing team infringe on my territory?How dare they deem her and her dimness worthy of being printed?Where's the publisher's sense of ethics? Do they not realise that giving her and her posse of fluff-balls entry into the domain of readers might just spawn an entire new generation of the scourge of Blaaaaahnia? As if we don't suffer enough already....
Once upon a time there was a battle against Evil and the Dark forces. It is noted in literary history as the Last Allegiance of Men and Elves. As a Vampyric-Elf I ask you all, let us hope that the plague ends with her.
Séjour Fort
rah*
PS k-man's wrath and logic spreads further than mine
posted by rah* at 6:18 pm
7 Comments:
hmmm... This might sound insulting but this post actually sounds like you think of reading Miss Paree's little book about nothing.
Surely anyone with a brain would avoid the book like a plague. Unless ofcourse they want to know how she managed those acrobatics in her video.(not that i watched the video *g*)
As for pop-up blockers. Try to make something idiot proof, they'll make better idiots.
Peace,
M.
Its one of the signs that the Fifth Horseman is Suri cruise. And dont watch The Paris hilton music video, possible side effects include a severe intelligence drain and possible haemorrhagic fever. STAY AWAY FROM THAT BOOK !
well people at the end of the day it all boils down to economics, thats why she couls actually write (Can she actually read, write and spell???)a book and publishers snapped it up to publish, its all about the money at the end of the day, and thats why she was allaowed to publish her book. well thats my reason anyway... lol
Infi
save us all.
"posse of fluff balls" - hehe, i thought that was soooo good:)
as for miss Hilton...she's hot, she's a socialite,she's famous, she's wealthy beyond belief,she's starred in porn videos and controversy follows her wherever she goes....AND BECAUSE OF THIS, capitalism says the book WILL SELL.
Little kiddies will buy it, mums will buy it wondering what all the fuss is about, men will buy it in the hope of some 'added and 'detailed' descriptions and the PARIS wannabe's will also be there somewhere in the queue.
SORRY, but its gonna happen:)))
lol thanks. Funny how she only became famous after the e-porn story broke worldwide? I didn't even know she existed before that. Sounds like one of those calculate PR exercises. lolol there's soooo many ways to interpret that last sentence but i meant it literally.
Anyway I heard this awful whiney song on 5fm today, sounded like a cross between Blondie and UB40. Guess who sang it? Yeppers, Miss Paree. It makes Britney seem talented. 'nuf said...
ermmm - do u mean the one with the sort of tropical island tune?....i kinda like that one :)))
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