Friday, August 25, 2006

This Doesn't Qualify as a Post

You know you are a MXIT addict when:

Any of this stuff sound familiar? Be afraid…

1.You always carry a charger with you coz mxit vriet your battery.

2.You type faster on your phone than you do on your computer.

3.You actually say "lol" wen speaking to people.

4.Your friends phone you to find out if you okay because you havnt been online all day.

5.A "please call me"= meet me on mxit.

6.You forgot how to send an sms.

7.You can drive and mxit, eat and mxit, bath and mxit, study and mxit...

8.You have more than 30 contacts.

9.You use mxit as a verb and not as a noun.

10."Can I have your contact" is your standard pick-up line

11."knu" is your standard response to "hey hw u"

12.You never spend more than R30 aitime a month, and most of it goes to sending pics.

13.The person you would most like to chat to right now is called "sexybabe" or "hothunk" on your mxit.

14.You get a rush of adrenaline wen you hear that you got a new invitation.

15.You get depressed because sum1 isnt chatting to you.

16.You get depressed because sum1 is taking long to reply.

17.You get depressed because sum1 is sending you one word answers

18.You really laugh out loud wen reading a message.

19.Your parents have said anything along the lines of "if you spend as much time with your books as you do on your phone…"

20.You met your bf/gf on mxit.

21.You have a mxit bf/gf.

22.You always saying mxit is boring, but you cant help logging on anyway.

23.You get a weird lonely, lost, sad feeling when you don't have airtime to log on.

24.You get that same feeling when your charger is laying at home and your battery on 1 bar.

25. You send an sms during off-peak time and you still sig because you think that
you couldv'e f@#!en used the same amount of airtime to chat for an entire day.

26. Your phone is broken and you downloaded your Mxit on your daddy's phone.

27.You chat on your sister/brother's Mxit because your phone is broken and
they're too damn selfish to let you download yours onto their phone.

28.You chat to someone on Mxit even when you're sitting next to that person.

29.You curse the phenomenon called "Dc".

30.You feel triumphant when that person you likes greets you first, especially
when you're someone who waits for people to greet them

31.You greet that person first because you're going crazy seeing their name
online and you're not the one occupying their time.

32. You hide your phone under your pillow wenever your mommy enters your room

33. The following news excites you: VERSION 5 HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED!!!!

^^^ Thanks to Malakul Maut for that. I've spammed everyone with it already, yes I know. And yet I still persist in putting this up. I'm pretty sure that this email's a variation on the old you know you're a net junkie when... Someone please confirm or deny that. Anyway this anti-post's up now because I think I might be an e-soapbox orator and whip up some thoughts on it. Damn, I shouldn't do that, you're all still hanging on for the Highveld one, the James Joyce one too.

I think I have work to do now


Blogger saaleha said...

there's another 'you know you're addicted to blogging when...'

August 25, 2006 11:10 am  
Blogger The Organ Harvester said...

lol, was just going to ask that on my blog. Does any one write or speak normally anymore. I know no one is able to spell anymore. That's gone like the dodo. Very cool, very cool indeed.


August 25, 2006 6:41 pm  
Blogger I'm gone said...

What is MXIT..? Really. I can put two and two together to understand it is text messaging, but is it specific to a program/phone/service or something?

Enlighten me

August 25, 2006 6:45 pm  
Blogger queen_Lestat said...

It's like an instant messaging chat service which you download onto your phone, use your mobile number as a login number, add contacts and chat. It's really cheap because it uses GPRS unlike normal texts. Apparently it's available world wide. might be of more use to you though...

August 25, 2006 6:52 pm  
Blogger syandiedtoday said...

people in my school are actually failing tests and stuff coz they're always on mxit during class.

bad mxit, bad!

August 26, 2006 9:31 am  
Blogger Ruby :) said...

well, I can safely say that I am NOT a mxit addict.. I think I still have version 3.1 that my cousin (who IS a mxit addict downloded for me.. ) oops, i might be showing my age here :) :) but seriously, i dont see the attraction.. besides, have poeple considered that if they do have a bf/gf on mxit alone, that person could be cheating on you with the other 30 contacts on their phone.. i know, (sigh) i am becoming a trustless cynic...

August 28, 2006 10:22 am  
Blogger The K-man said...

You cant be addicted to MXIT, because it is a Way of life !

Ok thats abit dramatic but it does have its uses

September 05, 2006 9:23 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!! i hate it when people only have negative critisim about MXIT it aint all that bad, its fun, im not a addict im online about 2hrs in the full work, its cheap, so when i wanna chat to friends i just miscal and i get them online.... whats the fuss about. Oh and ppl failing coz of MIXIT... swaak they have insecurities... eish! lol. but ja thats life... oh and i met my bf on mxit, we met in person and we not on mxit much anymore cause we see alot of each other we 2geth 7mnths now.... so i thank mxit....MXIT ROCKS! and i hate mig33

September 07, 2006 4:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i need help.... how do i register? it keeps saying username not available!

September 07, 2006 4:23 pm  

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