Monday, August 06, 2007

When Blaaaaahnians Cry, They Cry a Rainstorm.

And so ladies and gentlemen, it is with much honour that I hand out today's retard award.Now queen_Lestat is no stranger to hate mail or to completely inbred half wits.Blaaaaaahdium (and other equally Blaaaaah places such as Blehnz and Blaaaaaahzaadville) is full of such specimens.However, one particular email shimmied itself into my mailbox. I have honoured the last few shreds of dignity attached to the said person and not pasted their email details.These are however, available on request. A flight attendant will serve it when we've reached due altitude.So sit back, and enjoy the ride. Oh and as with any text presented for scrutiny in a foreign language for the purposes of this critical analysis a detailed translation will follow the said text. (I kid you not this is strues bob the kind of people that infest this world.) Here we go now:

good day queen lestat

who is dis blog crit n it to me now cs u mst be noing dem.y dey lyk ur blg n no 1s elss n den dat cujo cums n starts sumtimes u mad or sumting or u fscking drag hw cum dey dnt lyk oda ppls blogs.wat is rong wit u i even took u of my list cs u neva red my blg u such a fsck n i dnt
sware bt u hav all dis black blog lyk a satinst n den ur blg name dnt evn maks sence. r u evn a muslim how u gt on da muslim ring huh tel me nw do u evn red namaz or do u nly blg dey cum n tel us shit bt dey dnt tel u nutting y tel me if u no dem. who sed dey mst vote u for da awrd.u no u nt goin to win dats y u dnt evn put up da sticka.ur blg jus faulty it shows dat u r wired n dat u mad cos u dnt evn no dat u r a human hhahhaha n den u put shaikspaere in ur blg lyk u 1 eng teacha gt a lyf u 23 n u gt a blg go gt marrid hahhhaa. n den y u dnt b lyk one norm persin n put up picts n ur rael name den we cn al no how u r.i saw ur udder blg dos picts r so dum haaahaha a few dey cum out broun bwaahahhahahaha wat flops n dey so borng 2 c cos it shows dat u neva go 2 india cos u not in da picts n u cnt evn mach ur socks in da pic

i wnt 2 no whodey r cs dey fsckng on my blog n on my frens u betta tel me n u so tick to put ur emale on ur prof now evry1 cn tel u dat u dnt make sence hahahaha n dat prof is nonsence it dnt make no sence whatkine wit dat u spk elvis how dat gnna help on kiyamit. who sed deymst lyk ur blog n im not going to red urs no mor cs u dnt red mine n i ws goin 2 pt u on my linx bt i tink i wont hahahaha loooooool sori 4 u loozer.

tel ur frrens to stop fscking wit us if we 2 cleva 4 dem n dey dnt no nutting we dnt care wat dey tink cs we no we da kewl ppl n dat lest we gt frens whocn rite 4 real n put tings lyk shaikspaer bwaahahhaa lyk we in shcool. u betta msg me bk n tel me da info i need or il flud u til u tel me


It took me quite a while to read that. Yes, Ulysses and Finneagan's Wake were an easier read each than that, you're such a genius. Greater than Joyce himself. Anyways, the said emailer is completely anonymous besides the fact that they have a fetish for the letter Z. Also the said emailer provides no url or blog references at all but is obviously a blogger or a suck up to someone who got crapped on. Yes, retard that is shit which you are imbibing. I still await a reply from the said moron with regards to the fact that I can understand many languages but I don't speak fucktard, could the person please be so considerate as to retype the brief and the queen will then attempt addressing the issues at hand. Upon receipt of a very eloquent "fsuck you" the queen has decided to go it alone.Herewith follows the queen_Lestat translation of the text.

Dear queen_Lestat,
Who are blog_critic and dragan? Please tell me now, because I have a feeling that you might be able to guide me as to who they might possibly be.I would like to inquire as to why they seem to enjoy reading your posts compared to lots of other people's.Occasionally, they hold cujo's blog in high regard as well and she voices her opinions loud and clear as well.I would also like to question your sanity and I would venture to ask whether you are perhaps having some sort of relationship with either of them to make them visit here so often and why they antagonise and dissect other peoples posts up?

What is wrong with you?I have even gone so far as removing you from my list of blog links because you have never visited my blog or read it ever.You are such a fuck and I don't swear.However, you have this blog which is all black rather like the stereotype of a Satanist to top it all off, your blogs name does not make any sense.

Furthermore, I would urge you to declare your religious disposition and I want to know if you are a Muslim because you are on the Muslim Blogger's Webring.I want to stress the urgency of this request please.It is of vital concern to me whether you maintain your Islamic duties or whether you spend all your time blogging.They (dragan and blog_critic as mentioned above) often visit our blogs and leave scathing critiques of our works.And yet they have not done so on this blog as yet. Please tell me why this is so? Again I repeat my call for information regarding the above two personae.

Another matter of importance I wish to discuss with you is who gave blog_critic the authority to nominate your blog for the Blogger's Choice Awards. You obviously know that you don't stand a chance to win the competition when there's blogs like Perez Hilton up for nomination as well. I opine that this is the very reason which you do not and have not put up your nomination "brag badges".

I do believe that your blog is faulty (sic) and in addition to it's inherent flaws, it shows that you are weird.I once again question your sanity in your belief that you are not a human being but rather a Vampire or an Elve.Also, you put up posts containing references to Shakespeare and these suggest that you have some knowledge of English Literature, akin to a teacher of English.My advice is that, since you are 23 and you blog, you should consider marriage as a suitable alternative to blogging.

Why do you not put up pictures of yourself as well as your real name and other personal details so that we all know who you are?I saw your other blog as well, those pictures are ridiculously silly.And are so poorly taken that some even turned out brown.Your photography is thus a failure.The pictures are exceedingly boring to look at and this proves that you did not go to India because you are not present in any of the pictures present. Evidence also suggests that you cannot match your socks.

I reiterate my request to you because I want to know who they are because they are performing sexual intercourse on my blog as well as with my friends.I am now threatening you to submit to my demands for attention and information.You are so very silly for putting up your email address on your blog profile because this encourages people to take their queries regarding anything to you personally.Your profile itself does not make sense in the least. You speak Elvish, how exactly will that help you on the Day of Reckoning?Who gave blog_critic and dragan permission to like your blog? Personally, I feel that it is my duty never to read your blog again because you do not read mine.Just when I was considering re-linking you up. Guess you just lost out there on a key opportunity.

Please tell your fans to stop harassing us because we are obviously intellectually superior to them. We know everything, and they know nothing.We do not care about what they think about us because we know that we are more socially acceptable and, to put it in the vernacular, "cooler".We know this because we are fully justified in saying that we are friends who can write in real life and who do not post things such as Shakespeare, which lost it's relevance when we were in school.

In conclusion, queen_Lestat, please see to it that you send me the information I require or I shall be forced to oblige my company and flood your inbox with this email until you do so.

Thank you for your time,
Yours Sincerely

Now I don't know whether such idiocy deserves a response but I shall state a few things categorically. Because I know there are many more retards where this one came from.
  • I do not know who blog_critic or dragan are or where they've come from.
  • If they happen to like reading this blog, it's the exact same reason they don't like yours...subjectivity.And perhaps the fact that I am not so severely inbred as you are.
  • I don't know who you are or where you blog, but damnit if you type like that I don't want to see it...EVER.Retard, fuckwit, vowelless aberration of language.
  • Also, since you really don't care what people think about you and your little chums, why are you emailing me?Retard.
  • The amount of class you display here, makes Bob Ewell look like the patriarch of the Rothschild's.
  • I recommend a LARGE dose of the shit that is Linkin Park because I have a feeling Mike Shinoda will speak to all that emo angst so nicely packaged in your fuckwitted self.Retard, emo.
  • I have, just by reading that, ASL'd you that you are:Female (a male would say FUCK like a man) or else you're a raving hissy fitting queen(ie a manbitch), b) you're from Durban or the East Coast ("faulty", "whatkine"," lyk u one eng teacha") yeah the Blood of the Phoenicians runs strong in you.And I don't refer to the Great Ancient Empire when I say that, c) you're under 20 or at least your mental status is, your spelling and grammar is worse than a 5 year olds.Retard.
  • While on the topic of birth defects, you come across as someone who would lose a fight if people started with "yo' momma" jokes. Ultra Retard.
  • You are the perfect embodiment of what happens when pregnant women snort nuclear waste instead of crack.And also when they use Agent Orange instead of hair spray.Retard deluxe.
  • My photography on Graphic Descriptions, is called Sepia in that "brown" series which you refer to like the pleb that you are. Your fabled intelligence should also tell you that you use a particular film and light setting to achieve that effect and that it is not a random "flop".It does not contain me, cos I am holding the camera.And I don't see the dangling appendages of any cows.You didn't say anything about cows?Oh sorry, I'm not sure what else udders refers to.Retard.
  • Also, Picts were an ancient peoples from England, fore bearers to the Scots.So I obviously can't put them up cos they're extinct by now I guess. But you obviously know better than me.*shrugs*
  • I might be a Jedi, but I cannot do mind tricks across international borders to be in any "relationship" with some random n00b blogger on the scene whom I do not even know.Retard.
  • If I want to quote Shakespeare and discuss literature all day, I most certainly will.And if you don't get it. Well then? Take a book and read perhaps?
  • And it's rather quaint how you went to "shcool", maybe there they didn't have any "teacha's" which explains a lot about you.
  • I don't read your blog cos I don't know who you are, but evidently I'm supposed to give you credit for being the spokesperson for your little Cabal?And yes, I'm sure I'd be delighted to have my blog advertised on your piece of crap front page wherever it may be.Retard.
  • I speak ElvisH you dunce, I might be polite, but I don't go around saying in a deep voice "thank you, thank you very much". And no it won't help me for Qiyamat, but my knowledge of Arabic might smooth things over a bit. You will be duly doused with a generous helping of Dr Seuss I think.
  • And on the topic of all things religious. I see you so perfectly encapsulate Islam.As is the first revelation of Islam, which is to seek knowledge, please teach me how to be just as dumbassed, judgemental, and intellectually deficient as you are.
  • Also, don't pick fights when you know you stand a very good chance of humiliation. Learn that soon in life. Retard.
  • If you would please be so kind as to take a very long walk off a short cliff and do humanity a favour.Retard.
  • I quote an ultra important person in my life when I say, "I cant believe that people with actual learning disabilities have unsupervised access to the internet". And yes that is a direct dig at you. Retard.

And as promised, hope you're dressed for the occasion but here you are, especially for you:

Thank you God Bless, Goodnight

PS this post will be updated, so check back for more.

PPS any one sees the irony especially in light of the post called "I think I died"??Man, if I knew how to do the website bits I would SO do a dramatic reading of this one and put it up. Although I might sound like I'm speaking !X'am! judging by the style of writing.

PPPS this person is MOST definitely human.

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Blogger The Organ Harvester said...

dear queen you have inspired me to check my spelling and grammar. good lord talk about a hole in the prophalactic. ja well the way i see it, it's the usual gang mentality combined with a popular stupid gene left to escape the metaphorical forest fire.
OK serious stuff, this must be one of those i work for my daddy type who think that by acting all brave and anonymous, they will somehow cease to be meaningless flesh sacks. and yes this is deserving of special award

August 06, 2007 9:05 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i could add this post to a favourites list, i totally would.

August 06, 2007 9:37 pm  
Anonymous cobain said...

I'm gonna comment again. But rah...

that is


waaaaaaaaah wakkine this is definitely debben indian retards.prob thought of this one when they "vaaid lugs"

August 07, 2007 12:20 am  
Blogger saaleha. said...

Lol to the nth degree. I truly remain your fan girl.
I thought fskng referred to an act of sexual intercourse while wearing stockings.
Pity about the Picts, that would've been awesome, along with some links to Visigoth death metal;)

August 07, 2007 8:37 am  
Blogger Waseem said...

OMFW, thats not hate mail, its retard mail. I'm beginning to agree with Patricia De Lille, the internet should be regulated to get retards out.

It's a shame you are being banded together with those knobs, but I guess they aren't even as bad as this.

I'm sure you are dying on the inside to know that you are taken of their links list and that they won't read your blog anymore. (That's sarcasm if the person that wrote the mail is reading this comment)

Your humanity post makes alot more sense now. A dramatic reading would be impossible with that mail, it would make those text-to-voice programs weep.

I like how you punctuated your points with retard, dit beklemtoon die pyn en lyding van die skrywer.

August 07, 2007 9:00 am  
Blogger The Organ Harvester said...

lol@ waseem

Honestly it's people like this that push the stereotype of the Natalian use of the english language. River indians boet. The ones that still manage to knock up the nearest female, living twelve to a single room. Why did they not just email blog critic and dragan.

Chris Rock calls them niggers. We need to think of a word for indians like this. Charou and Koolie just doesnt cut it.

August 07, 2007 10:08 am  
Anonymous zaza said...

In my sleep last night, I heard *someone* laugh,choke,splutter and then laugh hysterically for about 20 mins.I carried on sleeping lol.and now I know why.

Tonks, this one is a killer.How do you manage to get these morons?And at least it wasn't one of the usual "are you really a vampire" faq emails.

But you know what they say, you know you've made it when you get personal hate, I can't see why this idiot just didn't email dragan and co and say "hey come visit my blog".hmmm lol guess that answers it.

lol this one is a bigger blog cry baby and whinger than *** lol. the whole poor us, our poor blogs, woe is us,we are our blogs, we are not free vibe.shaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

ta dummy baba, bah for daddy

(and that's my first long comment on the Chronicles and my first solo comment here *claps*)

August 07, 2007 11:44 am  
Blogger safiyyamk said...

thats just beyond stupidity...

he/she puts the Down's syndrome children to shame...

there's no help for them either...

August 07, 2007 11:52 am  
Anonymous AnonF said...

ROFLMAO @ the person and @ ur comments. This person says so much shit and insults you (and insults you with its stupidity also) and then puts a big smile at the end. It could've just as well have put an overused mwah and hugs there. so much affection hey.

Well lets hope this internet crazy stays on the internet.lollll we dont need a repeat of the last fan.

We should call this fucker Stan.Stan the Fan. They're obviously annoyed that Her Majesty the Queen of Darkness and the coolest person on earth doesn't give them the time of day.

August 07, 2007 12:12 pm  
Blogger floydthebarber71 said...

this was a classic. man u rock :P

August 07, 2007 12:24 pm  
Blogger Gutter Flower said...

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August 07, 2007 12:49 pm  
Blogger The Organ Harvester said...

i think we should start a society that invades really kak blogs and just mark their work for them. stomp their self esteem into the ground. i think stan the fan has used to eroto-asphixiation once too often. lose the bag man, it's literally making you go mad. quick get a tissue

August 07, 2007 2:22 pm  
Blogger blog_critic said...

I'm still going to have a detailed say on this matter....

What's scary gutter flower is that comment about down's syndrome was left by a medical student a someone who has dreams of being a doctor or at least getting to med school to marry one.I'm sure she's a really great person etc but her own intelligence and sensitivity to others is questionable 85% of the time.She needs to have her comment punctuated by a .Retard.

The kind of email which is pasted here is terrifying.Screams like a mixit child.Thanks for putting it up.At least some bloggers can take the criticisms against them and turn it into something readable.

August 07, 2007 4:33 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i snt u dat emale n i sed i wntd a rep nt dis shit hahahahaha u 2 tupid 2 evn gt dat n nw were dey nw huh were dat dragn poesie n dat big mout blog crtc dey lef u nw cs dey no dey cnt fite agenst us so fsukk u lestat u donno nuting abt blgs n dey mus top intifearing wid us

August 07, 2007 6:07 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is so bad it has to be fake.

August 07, 2007 6:46 pm  
Blogger Muhammad said...

I think i need a re-translation. I have a sneaky feeling the person is around 25 years old and hasn't let go of IRC since he came across it(take that how you will ;P) when he was 13 and hasn't spoken to a human being since...

Sounds like that Movie "Nell", but without the innocence.

Then again, it could always be those aliens that were after you and wanted to make contact.... they must have read your Mulder and Scully posts and think you know too much.

August 07, 2007 7:22 pm  
Blogger safiyyamk said...

my comment on Down's syndrome- wasn't supposed to have offended anyone, it was just showing the emphasis that even ppl with normal chromosomes lack some kind of intelligence...

Down's Syndrome is understandable- but this email isn't, written by a normal person...

and blog_critic- i don't get paid to write so until such time i shall write as i please...

August 07, 2007 7:51 pm  
Blogger Libra said...


Okay, I'm done. *goes to stare at wall in shock*

August 07, 2007 10:27 pm  
Anonymous ferez said...

what a cuntish email.safiya lol qL worked with downs kids...prepare yourself.Not nice at all.

Oh I know I put a comment in the cbox refering to dyslexia but I was talking about the emailer. Also, I was/am dyslexic so you can all stuff your "let he who casts the first stone be free of sin" shit. Dyslexia fucking sucks but this moron can obviously spell but chooses to write like a noob jmirc fuckbag.

August 08, 2007 12:17 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we are all laughing at the bloody spelling of this fool. but what it's implying is really not cool. Stan the Fan is a real mean person and he/she speaks like the world champion of justice against abuse.rah, I would be really upset if I was you.But you did make me laugh, thanks for that :-)

lol @ ferez quoting things. lol @ the Tonks thing. lol @ zaza *claps*.I can't wait for a proper bazh comment.


Mariyam (Canada):)
(I cant make my name show up)

August 08, 2007 12:57 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stan the Fan?

i doubt qL has anything to worry about with me around...

August 08, 2007 6:24 am  
Blogger Waseem said...

ooh cujo teh_bodyguard

And talking about digging yourself in deeper ... 'Down Syndrome is understandable' lol

August 08, 2007 10:17 am  
Anonymous faheem said...

they ALL tried to stop me from doing this but the secret is deflection!

Im assuming this is the same person who last left that buffy comment so:

SAFIYAMMK: ever heard of the phrase "pot calling the kettle black"?

Didnt think so.

August 08, 2007 1:31 pm  
Blogger Dew said...

Oh my word.

Queen I have never laughed as much while reading a blog as I've done reading your re-translation of the e mail. THAT SO ROCKS. LOl, it was hilarious. That translation alone, tells me everything you've said in the passage afterwards.I wanna write like you one, thanks for maing me laugh

Love - the mispeller one.

August 08, 2007 7:47 pm  
Blogger SingleGuy said...

mmm....that email spelling was so bad, I now have a migraine...

August 08, 2007 9:41 pm  
Anonymous Goolam_D said...

If you gonna go public, you gonna get burned. You're attacking a segment of community that is Muslim and wealthy and established. All done with no rhyme but lots of reason, and all to pander to the cutesy intellectualism of middle of the road do-nothings who will discard your message at the first sign of marriage.

Believe me ... your fans ... they teeter on the edge of doing anything meaningfully Muslim between falling into a conservatism of mind and an opportunism of spirit. The hate mail should encourage a stronger independent voice, not this parasitic perpetual rebellion that tit for tats at everything that is (and be honest here) ... universally human fuck up.

August 09, 2007 1:06 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Attacking I doubt it, yes it may be a gross generalization, and it may be offensive to the 'Rich Muslim' community, but honestly i would not care, a reply like hers(QL's) should make us look at ourelves and see what causes such people to arise from amongst us. We in the 'Rich Muslim Communities' think way too much or ourselves and our Islam, even though we are far from where we should be Islamically.

I think QL's aim was more satirical than judgmental.

Never judge cause you will never know how harsh you will be judged.

You Know Who.

August 09, 2007 4:30 pm  
Blogger The Organ Harvester said...

Mr. Miyagi became Muslim?
Mashallah. At least he can find a few daniel sans and paint the madressah.

up / down

August 09, 2007 10:37 pm  
Blogger Ki-sa-ma said...




Congratulations you shitface you just commented on a post which was entirely you-humiliationful! I hope you accept your greatest dumbass prize with an honour (hopefully)any one of us will ever, ever, ever, be able to achieve! ^_^

*turns around and goes to check on mentality just to be sure*

Now i can rest in peace, I've just lived the greatest moment of my life... *wipes tears away*

August 10, 2007 2:55 pm  
Blogger Dragan said...

you should take down that picture of the retard child. That is why people like safiyyamk makes stupid comments. They were just following their cue.

And for anonymous emailer, here I am. My email address is

Don't go around attacking and threatening woman you coward. You are less than human.

August 10, 2007 8:22 pm  
Anonymous Cobain said...

from a design point, that pic is needed.geez the amount of text there is bad. but knowing qL that pic was there only cos the retard emailer will get the point. And the point of the post is not the picture anyways.

i dont think she's being offensive and retard is used in the general sense throughout here.Also people like safiyamk should know better tthan to go with the pop idea of a retard since they supposed to be studying medicine as blog critic pointed out.

dragan,you wont get emailed cos this fuck seems to like picking on soft targets.Too bad this fuck is too stupid to realise that he is dealing with the absolutely uncontested queen of all bloggers herself :)

August 10, 2007 8:33 pm  
Blogger Libra said...

Words take on their own meanings when they're used as insults, (consider use of F*** throughout comments). And we all know QL uses Retard in the sense of a person who was gifted by God with the ability to think and has totally abused that gift. I don't think she meant the picture to recall the word's original meaning which really, has no place in what she is saying.

August 11, 2007 11:03 am  
Anonymous Shabeer said...

aweh lol how u still manage to get all the psychos?This maaderchot child lol u cant help but feel it sorry.

Ja i agree with libra, i know queen in person and she would never make fun of people with disabilities ever.In fact I dont even know how she got dragged through the mud like this by this fucker and his/her intention.But she is a good sport and damn entertaining as always:)

Queen is one of those last decent and truly fabulous people on earth but maaderchots like this anonymous braveheart need to be bitchslapped right back to planet x.

Nice one rah :) and hello mariyam!!! :)

August 11, 2007 10:32 pm  
Anonymous Tabassum said...

hey queen_Lestat. This person is an idiot of note. But not far beyond some of the blogs I've seen, just with the worst spelling ever, so I can only imagine how insane you must have gone when you saw that lol. There really are dumb arsed people out there. I agree with Waseem about the regulation to keep out complete arses.

And I had a look at your gallery on Graphic Descriptions,I didn't know you finished so many albums. Please upload more, they are utterly and completely stunning. Anyone agree with me on that one? :)

August 12, 2007 11:15 pm  
Anonymous zaid said...

you get idiots and then you get anonymous retards.

I don't think this post is funny at all. he/she makes disgusting accusations and shows the merit of his worth as well as whoever it was that put him/her up to this. You're a really good writer and an excellent friend for many years. And as your friend I can tell whoever reads this that ql is way beyond this kind of childish behaviour shown by the emailer. This post is only funny because she doesnt take all this seriously. if she was dumb enough and childish enough to take this all serious, she honestly wouldnt be half as cool as she is.

Fucken idiot Stan the Fan i must say.

August 13, 2007 12:06 am  
Anonymous tj fb said...

omglol the emailer works at FNB coz all i could say when i read that was where did he come from.

ok lame comment lol but i had to.

lol @ anonf i see eminem was good for something eventually haha

August 13, 2007 11:59 am  
Anonymous Mohammed Joosub said...

Hi:) people are all messed up! the virtual world is full of retards:> lol okay i was told i can post something here so yeah theres it. Until i have something more constructive to say and in the mood i will gladly give you all something to ponder about:P

By the way NICE WORK LESTAT! for handling the retards. The blog is good too:)

August 13, 2007 1:41 pm  
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August 13, 2007 10:40 pm  
Blogger Bazh said...

I just want to say to the anonymous moron who has emailed you and is still emailing you:

You seem to so wonderfully reflect your trailer trash mentality all over the place. Also, making such despicable and vile accusations against my friend will only result in me flooding your inbox in return. You do realise that your particular mail service provider caps your incoming mail. And as someone who's had email for about half my life so far, I have a stunning selection of the choicest powerpoint presentations, chain mail and such.So please don't tempt me any further than you already have.And should you wish to have anything more to say to queen_Lestat please don't forget to cc me a copy at will appreciate being kept in the loop.So that I can hit send as well.

You are a whiny, self-righteous pest with no regard for the conventions of language or for anyone else's eyes. Also you have the mental range of a 12 year old on weed.In other words, you are a dysfunctional being. You do know what that means don't you?

What kind of a person comments on a blog that completely shows you up for what you are without even saying it? I do think that whoever sent you to do this, and whoever you think you're impressing by doing this deserve to be together for all eternity.

And if queen_Lestat does not comment on your blog and you feel so hard done by this, then please do tell us who you are and where you blog or wish you did or where your girlfriend/boyfriend blogs so that we can all go and leave messages for you there.Don't worry none of us will beat you up, only because you're too pitiful. To use an analogy, if I am Frodo and you are Gollum, no matter how much I hate you and know that you're a worthless piece of shit, I still have that little bit of "agh jinne sies tog" (pity) left for you. BTW,your comments on Elvish were completely uncalled for and it shows that you're probably a spoilt little, highly indoctrinated into believing you are the sole provider of truth,typical little Islamic/Private schooled brat.

You have internet access to play dirty, download porn and probably (on a limb here)rave/trance music, and try and win over people by being mean and stupid to someone who has nothing to do whatsoever with the source/s of your conflict.That internet access is probably paid for by some obliging parent who thinks you're doing "research" and "assignments". Life is very unfair, your access should be suspended and given to some rural school in SA so that they can teach people who really want to use the internet to it's full potential for good use.

You are exceedingly lucky that queen_Lestat has left you alone thus far, considering the amount of abuse which you have hurled at her in this and subsequent emails (all 40 or more of them).

You really seem to like queen_Lestat isn't it? that's why it bugs you that she doesn't know or give a damn about where or who you are.You are obviously intelligent enough to pick a blog/blogger to try your nonsense on who is in all likelihood much more popular than you and yours. Wherever that may be.

And yes, as blog_critic pointed out, I don't think you bargained for queen_Lestat being the type of person who could take criticism and turn it into something highly readable and entertaining.But you do not even deserve to be entertained. In fact, I don't even know why the hell we all find this funny I agree with Mariyam that what this fool is implying is completely uncalled for. And if no one else has caught the implication yet, please do read through the moron's original version of the email very carefully.Rah, I honestly think that you shouldn't have made this post half as funny as it is, because it really isn't funny.I know you very well and I know that things like this do not bother you, because you are you.But this post is fairly serious, even though you might not think so.

All told though, I think this post is going to be one of those trademark posts and a cult classic post :) but you deserve it, I don't think there's very many writers out there who can go on for I think about 3000 odd words and it only feels like you've read about a 100.

Right now, if you weren't such a complete pest about staying under the radar(good on you for that though:P), I think I would actually be a fanb0i pleb and go and vote for you.Based on the nomination from blog_critic which I think started this whole debacle.The nomination which came from a complete stranger is probably what is giving this pseudo dumbass "nemesis" of yours a hot coal up the anus.

And we're all missing you lots and lots :D

(I made a Google account, yeah you can call me a sell out now)

August 13, 2007 10:44 pm  
Anonymous ZK said...


August 14, 2007 11:50 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure that e-mail by Stan the Fan fits in a single sms. He probably learned to spell by looking in his bowl of alphabet soup.

P.S I wonder what Simon Cowell would say?


August 14, 2007 12:15 pm  
Blogger The Organ Harvester said...

Jees still emailing her. Well obviously he doesnt want a piece of Dragan or Blog Critic. Probably one of those who wets the paper when he sees other men but watch his bollocks grow when he think he can pick a fight with a woman. So in his mind and world where men still rule with semi erections, where does that leave him? the class of the castrated? Shame. It must be true what Dragan said then. No friends Nigel. He should just go back to his little rock to hide under.

August 14, 2007 1:09 pm  
Anonymous zaheer_b said...

this post was fabulous lol i think you should do an FAQ post cos you get weird mail a lot.

at zk: WOWOWOWOWEEE!!!!!, brilliant constructive comment.really gets everyone thinking as incomprehensible, hysterical, manic psychotic laughter always does.
{Insert 50c coin for more}

Geez qL lol, no wonder you get emails like this.Look at some (selected) ppl from ur audience for retarded people.

August 14, 2007 6:27 pm  
Anonymous satan's penis said...


people like this exist?Where have i been living all my life???

Agreed with bazh that people like this with internet access should have their access taken away.

i went link hopping, some things are not pretty lol damn my eyes and bandwith.

I can see why there is anon emailers now :(. The world will never be at a loss for stupidity.It's an infinite natural resource.


August 15, 2007 6:42 pm  
Blogger safiyyamk said...

my comment was to show a comparison- but if you guys took offence and didnt understand, then sorry...

anyways... i wonder the what the mailer would do with that piece of information?! not like anyone cares who they are...

August 15, 2007 7:32 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'll quote Waseem here and say "talking about digging yourself in deeper" and now you say "my comment was to show a comparison" dare I say between Down's kids and stupidity?

Aay there is no hope for some people.

Faiz obo D

August 16, 2007 9:24 pm  
Anonymous Fatima said...

all i can

August 16, 2007 10:22 pm  
Anonymous z.e.b said...

I agree with satan's penis. The more people condone this kind of stupidity, the more it will thrive. I have clicked on some links and generally I think some people deserve to be named and shamed for the filth they put out.

People with the slightest bit of intelligence are always looked on as freaks by the general public but the real unforgiveable stupidity is always shoved under the carpet.

I wish they taught common sense in schools and that some people were never allowd to leave school and get to university. They are a waste of taxpayers money because school and university is obviously not or hasnt helped them.

People like this are everywhere and it is obvious that blogs are attracting the worst now mostly because of uncontrolled internet access at universities.

August 20, 2007 2:17 pm  
Anonymous Ophelia said...

*blink* Cringe, I don't think the English language has been this violated since the Americans dropped the 'u' in most of their spelling and adopted their accents!

August 21, 2007 10:53 am  
Anonymous Cobain_wants_a_profile said...

I had sooooo much to say and now I forgot it all waiting for the moment of being the half century comment.

Very disappointing I know, but we've lol'd at the stuff enough. I think you should read these comments andhave a comment post.I want to get a blogger profile Im so full of myself :P but I wont blog cos no one needs to click on links from here and find more dumbass blogs and bloggers lol.

The wit, logic and extras on here are why you're my queen :)

O yeah and MAKE SOME TIME and write something new please :)

August 23, 2007 8:31 pm  
Blogger Bibi-Aisha said...

Oh my- I have been missing out. Somebody sure needs attention. Nice one, Lestat. It's sad that such losers exist in this world. The Muslim thing made him/her pure scum

August 23, 2007 9:36 pm  
Blogger CorpseKicker said...

OMG. 51 comments.


And Counting.

Is there even anything to say any more?

August 26, 2007 9:44 am  
Blogger Priya said...

yeah, one more. dammit, i missed all this fun while i was unplugged.
but anyway, thank God you translated into English...i reckon retard is too kind a word for this thing...they should be seperated from humanity. think of them as infected with stupidness and keep them in padded rooms.
married rather than blogging? What horse shite!

August 29, 2007 9:27 am  
Blogger Random Neko said...

pilipino teenager, hawaiin, or perhaps some random wasian. I cannot figure out what wrote that.

August 29, 2007 10:03 pm  
Anonymous radha said...

lol talk about questioning other peoples faith etc. this moron is as Muslim and shows as much Islamic character as Paula ABDUL.


September 07, 2007 1:38 pm  
Blogger Bazh said...

these fucking idiots put these moron minions of theirs up to do this kind of shit and then they still have the nerve to quote you all over the place.

i just noticed that now. douche bag sucks worse than ever now, i have no idea why i was ever remotely nice to it. deserves to be slaughtered.

September 10, 2007 3:40 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i ran away from blogland and i return to see this...what madness.
i can't help but laugh at some of my fave lines.

dnt evn no dat u r a human hhahhaha

n u cnt evn mach ur socks in da pic

it's more like comic relief after a lonnnng day/weekend ... woohoo!

September 10, 2007 8:17 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it is OBVIOUS he spelt wrong on PURPOSE!!!


just asking??

September 10, 2007 11:58 pm  
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