Thursday, June 28, 2007

I AM... of those weird Japanese manga-style horror movies, sans subtitles....
No one really gets the point of it all, but everyone still recommends you watch it.


Oh PS and to the fucktard army, before you start,I do watch those movies.For your purposes substitute Bollywood Sudden Song and Dance Sequences out of nowhere for Japanese.

*credits to Wesley for the title in it's original form, and to Nicky and Nick who saved the Shire with me :)

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Anonymous cobain said...

that is so true

June 28, 2007 4:43 pm  
Anonymous Ghostreader said...

LOL...gawth-chylde...why on earth post this? lol no one and I mean NO ONE is going to get this at all.Yeah but I agree with Cobain.Only you...only you lol.

June 29, 2007 1:21 pm  
Blogger SingleGuy said...

Truly, I don't get it....but erm I'm in agreement that I also don't get the sudden song and dance sequences in Bollywood.

Actually I don't get Bollywood.

June 29, 2007 3:42 pm  
Blogger Dragan said...

have you ever felt like assaulting a bollywood actor during one of those terrible crying scenes, which is about as authentic as patricia lewis giving a lecture on time and space. i really want to give those actors a reason to cry.

June 29, 2007 9:15 pm  
Blogger Lord of Erewhon said...

You are... some crazy goth lolita! :)=

Dark kiss.

P. S. Hit the translation tool on the right side of my blog... :)

June 30, 2007 5:35 am  
Blogger Lord of Erewhon said...

God! Goths are everywhere! From the North Pole's metaphysical ice to the nightmare air of Africa! :)

Dark kiss.

P. S. Hit the white words in this post - - you'll get some mp3s from a fine Lisbon's goth band.

June 30, 2007 4:47 pm  
Blogger Lord of Erewhon said...

P. S. My 2nd blog - - for perverting common people! :)

Don't mind the axe... ;)

June 30, 2007 4:56 pm  
Blogger Klatuu o embuçado said...

Archpope of Chili Town, «Free to Wear Black»

- -

Dark kiss.

June 30, 2007 5:19 pm  
Blogger Klatuu o embuçado said...

P. S. Node Out's «bible»! :)=

June 30, 2007 5:20 pm  
Blogger blog_critic said...

omg is that a pic of rubber johnny? heheeheh so cool saw that on ur fav movies list but never took you serious lol.very amusing post but i dont know u so i cant say how accurate it is lol

June 30, 2007 6:12 pm  
Blogger cujo said...

1) Secrets are meant to be rubbed in other's faces and flung about like a dirty pair of panties without an owner.

2) @ lord of erewhon: please drown yourself in a bucket, you nauseate me. no, it's not the shameless advertising, it's just you. fuck off and die, i'm sure the world doesn't need ten extra comments frome each of your schizo personalities, that didn't really need to be said at all.

3) the 'shire ftw.

June 30, 2007 10:15 pm  
Anonymous Ferez said...

Ok I'll comment again later on, when everyones done, but I have to say I agree with ghostreader(that bazh?)that the depth of this post is going to be lost if not is already.

ohhmmm when did nandos start advertising here? :P

July 01, 2007 12:19 am  
Blogger Lord of Erewhon said...

That's Your problem pal, nausea can be dreadful... though You can always use «your bucket» to puke... :)

P. S. If You are not a transvestite... why are You bragging about in a girl's blog? :)

July 01, 2007 6:31 am  
Blogger Lord of Erewhon said...

P. S. «Please»?? So humble... :)

July 01, 2007 6:33 am  
Blogger CorpseKicker said...

Do they scare you? J-Horror movies tend to either make me leave the light on for a few nights or fall asleep while its still running.

July 01, 2007 12:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol Wednesday, this one is so obvious.obviously brilliant to ;)

I agree with bazh and frez and cobain


July 01, 2007 3:27 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, what is the movie's name? Is it available @ Gaslight? Thanks!

July 03, 2007 12:12 pm  
Blogger Ki-sa-ma said...

Only if it's got sarah michelle gellar in it, eh corpse kicker? \(>.O)/ oh crap! i just said something very dangerous, didn't i?
WANNA GO SKINNY DIPPING??? lol! Pleaugeuhhh! ughugh! lol! pleughugh! ^_^

anyway it PISSES me off! nobody EVER sees or reads the originals, only if AMERICA finds it first hail america!
you people should go look up onryus! it would do you good instead of listening to Sam Raimi bozos who make grief-worthy sequels to crap-overs! >.<

July 03, 2007 11:47 pm  
Blogger Priya said...


fucktards - nice word

July 04, 2007 3:26 pm  
Blogger queen_Lestat said...

@Cobain: I KNOW!!!

@ghostreader:lol, yeah looks like you were right.

@singleguy: when you ask those in the know, they say those sequences are what makes Bollywood.

@dragan: Welcome to TheChronicles. The only thing authentic about her is that she's South African. :|

@lord of erewhon: Welcome to Blaaaaahnia and thanks @ first comment.

@lord of erewhon and his other persona @ comment 2-1000000: err ok, I'll give it a look.

@blog_critic: thank you :p, yes it is in my profile, it was a really bizarre film, but quite clever I thought.And congratulations on being one of the few who seem to have gotten the meaning of this post.

@cujo: 1)LOL, 2)err I guess that worked, though I tried the more diplomatic approach,3)o for sure :D

@ferez: yeah I think it was too,and lol! at nandos.

@corpsekicker: nah they don't,which is why I watched a few of them to start off with cos I heard they were scary.I can't seem to really creep myself out.But I guess *sigh* well I am me, so I think I am the scare-rer more so than the scare-ree.

@Anonymous F:lol you agreed @ wednesday (you're giving away secrets to the masses here)

@Anonymous: hmmmm Gaslights has some cool horrors, but Rubber Johnny is a cult internet film and is 6 mins long. You can find it on YouTube at

@ki-sa-ma: hey kiddo, Welcome to the Chronicles.But I agree with your sentiment, lots of art forms are lost and are only measured as "equal" when it's been translated into English or has some kinda branding set into motion.

@priya: thanks :) I've come to realise I need to spell things out to be understood.The people who need straightforward things spelled out for them needed their own adjective. :P

July 04, 2007 9:25 pm  
Blogger Klatuu o embuçado said...

Dark kiss, Queen_Lestat.

July 07, 2007 6:14 am  
Blogger Klatuu o embuçado said...

Moonspell... download from a brazilian friend's blog:

July 07, 2007 6:24 am  

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