Monday, May 12, 2008

Stop The Presses!!!!

A very dear friend(who under normal circumstances cannot be taken too seriously) gives me the following piece of news:

Legend: AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA Radio Religious news just now AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA they just said AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA Shaytaan is having a conference for his shayateen!!!!!!!

qL: LOLOLOLOLOL are you serious???

Legend: Yes.

qL: you sure it's not like "is in conference with"?


Legend: No that's what they said AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA


qL: What kind of idiots believe that crap? And how and why is that newsworthy? LOLOLOL


Legend: I dunno, but AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

qL: LOLOL quickly gimme their number, I'm gonna phone in and say "Hello, I just heard about the conference and I just want to say that I have a stationary store, should they require any personalised paper pads, pens, etc I will be glad to contribute towards this endeavour at cost price!!"


Legend: I dare you!!!!

qL: What's their number?

Legend: I dunno :/

qL: -_-

So if anyone wants to attend this historic and momentous occasion, give me a shout. Maybe we can organise a lift club or something and go together?


Seating place is tight so please RSVP asap.
Degh Akni will be sold at a nominal cost.

I think the Daily Sun just became tantamount to Gospel compared to this.

Friggin' Blaaaaahnians.

rah*

Shaytaan = Satan
Shayateen= Satan's minions

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i nu it i tol dem u a fkn satinist i h8 dis blg bitsh

May 13, 2008 11:51 am  
Blogger Saaleha Bamjee-Mayet said...

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May 13, 2008 12:23 pm  
Blogger Saaleha Bamjee-Mayet said...

They've begun speaking in tongues already.
Hope it's not too late for registration?

May 13, 2008 12:28 pm  
Blogger Legend Lives On said...

Whos Legend !!!

Legendary post though..

Hmmmm.. Wonder if i'd fit in..

And.. ermmm.. Im so linking u in my blog list...

LLO

May 13, 2008 1:19 pm  
Blogger cobain said...

O the retard's back I see. Don't you have anything better to do you lemming minion?

Commenting and making itself look like a more moronic fucker than it already is lol. Hey asshole...do you want to lose campus internet privileges again?

Onto more important matters...awesome post rahness! had me in stitches, and then I clicked comment and the devil itself stood in front of me.

I'll sign up, I'd like to hear what Satan's latest is. Maybe he's decided it's high time to give the Illuminati a seat on the exec?

May 13, 2008 3:57 pm  
Blogger Prixie said...

count me in! ;p Good Lord - what reality do these folks live in. Sigh....small minds

May 13, 2008 6:12 pm  
Blogger Muhammad said...

omg! I wanna come, I smaak Degh Akhni.

May 13, 2008 10:41 pm  
Blogger Ta^KiLLa said...

Mmmm.. Im uphaulked at not receiving a personal invite for this..

However if it aint memon akhni, i AINT coming...

a truly KILLA post..

YNWA

May 14, 2008 11:35 am  
Blogger The Organ Harvester said...

I received this in the mail from Satan himself. Stupid idiot left his email address at the bottom. Satan is getting senile in his old age.

Dear Mr. Harvester

Would you please forward to the rest of the meat sacks.

I will not be attending this event because the said number of virgins had not been confirmed with my commercial agents also known as OPEC. I do not accept the excuse that there are no virgins left. There must be one.

If anyone has information in this regard please contact Mr. Harvester.

Anyone purporting to represent my thoughts is a liar. And I shall deal with you. Eventually.

Regards,

Lucifer

Prince of Darkness
Los Angeles
USA
satan@gmail.com
Telephone:
chat: cooked@hotmail.com

May 14, 2008 1:11 pm  
Blogger Alienlovesecret said...

Entertaining indeed.
I felt crowley's laughing.
I summon a link in sacrifice.

May 17, 2008 7:03 pm  
Blogger Aasia said...

I'm a little late in responding, and may I RSVP too or volunteer my time?

I have been working with an incubus for a while. so I know how they operate.
And to anonymous who reckon's Madamme Lestat is a satanist, my answer to you is. Stop messing with people from the coven. we will find you!

being a bitsh(your bad english) makes her more interesting. you being ignorant is one of lifes treats for me

May 19, 2008 7:09 am  
Anonymous bazh said...

lol I see Radio Islam's still the Daily Sun of the Muslim world in SA.

Don't they think before they speak? Or look at their notes and see the utter trash and completely improbably shit they come up with?

And I have to reiterate your view here:

THIS MADE THE FUCKING NEWS?

clearly something went wrong on the evolutionary scale...

May 19, 2008 3:19 pm  
Blogger queen_Lestat said...

@ anonymous: you've already gotten an entire blog post dedicated to you, from me. Why don't you retire with some dignity?

@ saaleha: registration is still open, but I doubt this moron's that pious.

@ LLO: Welcome to the Chronicles and thank you :) you're welcome to join us if you like

@ Cobain: it evidently hasn't learnt it's lesson from the last time, and someone's been stupid enough to allow it back onto the net. LOL @ illuminati thing

@ prixie: you've been counted. Small minds are really massive when some people don't possess any form of mind at all.

@ Muhammad: will you be designated driver? :P

@ ta^killa: I can't promise that, but I bet the talks will be super interesting!

@ OH: LOL dude that was an awesome comment.

@ alienlovesecret: welcome back to blogging? thanks for the comment :)

@ aasia: welcome, welcome to the chronicles of blaaaaahnia where the blaaaaahness of some individuals becomes a daily dose of anti-stupid.hmmm this isn't the first time we've had this big, brave anonymous twit gracing us with it's presence lol. The resident half wit often finds the need to express the opinion of the dumbfucks it represents. Don't mind it, it's mind is as good as it's spelling skills!

@ bazh: darling, that's the point, they never research anything or have any idea about what they're talking about. It's just running their mouths without thinking. They don't realise what a powerful medium they had, and what's worse is that this was actually apparently said on air...wtf? o_O

May 19, 2008 9:42 pm  

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